A LIFE TIME THOUGHT

Always try your best to get whatever you love ……………………
otherwise………………you will be forced to lovewhatever you get

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GRANDMA IN THE COURTROOM

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know [...]

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WHAT A WOMAN WANTS MORE THAN ANYTHING :

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and [...]

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SALTY COFFEE !

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee [...]

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IMPORTANT HOUSE HOLD TIPS

Subject: Household Tips – Ladies vs Real Women
1) Leftover Wine:
Ladies – Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women – Leftover wine?? Hello!!
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2) Cure for Headaches:
Ladies – Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will [...]

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MATRIMONIAL ADVERTISEMENTS

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com. These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya [...]

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A Guy’s Answering Machine

Hi,
This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of [...]

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Live telecast of “ICC Cricket World Cup 2007″

Ok, seeing the amount of people requesting to know who is showing the matches in various countries, here is the breakdown.
Canada
ATN is showing it on their new channel ATN CRICKET PLUS. You can get the complete Cricket World Cup 2007 package (including all Group Stage Matches, Super Eight Series, Semi Finals and Final match) on [...]

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