SOME OLD MEMORIES

This is really very very cute…..do read this … Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it “yesterday once more”. They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.

Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: “Why didn’t you come to our date?”

Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: “Mom didn’t allow me to go…” : ) ……

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When you feel GOD is rubbing you against the rocks dont think that you will ruin down to ust ………………….. it is just HE is polisihing a Gem .

STAY PRECIOUS !

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New Theme for the site

I have changed the theme for the site as I was kinda bored of the old one and wanted a change. But I can’t decide if I like this one or not. Need some suggestions if I should keep it or change it to something else? Comments are welcome. 🙂

Update 1:  My Fiancee didn’t like the black background, hence had to change it. Comments are again welcome. 😀

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Traffic in India

I lived in India for 19 years before my family moved to Canada. I never realized how bad the traffic situation in India was until my recent trip to India this October. When I went back after 7 years for the first time since I had left India, traffic scared the hell out of me. The first week was the scariest and then I got used to it. Check out the video below to see how bad traffic can get and I am sure at some place in India it is even worse. 🙂

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FUNNY

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”
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Whats the opposite of “Pizza Hut”
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okei don’t kill me “Pizza…. Hutna mat”
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ok whats the opp of venky’s..

venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
😦
Guess why ?

because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega……

whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
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. from 10 flr to grd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA duoopppppp

from 1st to frd
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. DHUoooPPâEUR¦âEUR¦AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The relations which require efforts to be maintained are never true ;

If the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained……………

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Bhagam Bhag – First Look

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Baabul – First Look

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Salaam-E-Ishq Trailer

The director of Kal Ho Na Ho is ready with his next production and this one looks like a winner from the very beginning. Check out the trailers below.

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Is “schedule” sked-yool or shed-yool?

Both, says the Oxford BBC Guide to Pronunciation, a secret guide that has helped generations of BBC newsreaders pronounce difficult words and odd-sounding names, has been made public for the first time in the UK and US.

The training manual offers advice on words such as “schedule”, “controversy” and “kilo-metre”, as well as troublesome modern names including “Al-Qaeda” and “JK Rowling”. It’s an updated version of the tome used by the BBC since the days when radio presenters wore dinner jackets.

It includes the correct way to pronounce foreign names, such as “Sven-Goran Eriksson”, the former England manager, (sven yoer-an ay-rik-son) as well as “Faria Alam”, his former lover, (fuh-ree-uh uh-lam). Rowling, the Harry Potter author, is pronounced as in “rowing” a boat and not as in having a “row” with those who say differently.

It buries the hatchet about long-lived arguments — such as whether to say “shed-yool” or “sked-yool” for “schedule”. Shed-yool is a more English way of pronouncing it, says the guide, though neither is wrong. And is it kil-uh-mee-tuhr or kil-om-uh-tuhr? The first way is the more traditional, says the guide, but the second version is also acceptable.

More than 16,000 words, phrases and difficult-sounding names and places are included in the £14.99 (approx. Rs 1,300) book. The BBC has a Pronunciation Unit with a database of 200,000 words, names and phrases that may leave some newsreaders and presenters tongue-tied.

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