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Archive for November 17th, 2006

FUNNY

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”
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Whats the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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okei don’t kill me “Pizza…. Hutna mat”
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ok whats the opp of venky’s..

venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
😦
Guess why ?

because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega……

whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
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. from 10 flr to grd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA duoopppppp

from 1st to frd
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. DHUoooPPâEURŒâEURŒAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The relations which require efforts to be maintained are never true ;

If the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained……………

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