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Hi,

This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

Source:- To each Its Own

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Ok, seeing the amount of people requesting to know who is showing the matches in various countries, here is the breakdown.

Canada

ATN is showing it on their new channel ATN CRICKET PLUS. You can get the complete Cricket World Cup 2007 package (including all Group Stage Matches, Super Eight Series, Semi Finals and Final match) on ATN Cricket Plus channel for $179.99 only. This channel is available through Bell ExpressVu or Rogers Digital Cable.

US

For us Dishnetwork as well as Direct TV are showing it. Dishnetwork is offering the complete coverage of world cup for $199.95 which includes restricted broadband access as well.

DirecTV is also offering the same package i.e. all the games for $199.99.

India

In India, the private sports channel SetMax, in collaboration with Nimbus Communications, has signed an agreement with public broadcaster Prasar Bharti (Doordarshan) to provide live feed of the cricket World Cup matches. So this means both SetMax and Doordarshan are going to show the matches in India.

Online/Broadband

You can view all the matches online anywhere in world by subscribing to WillowTv’s package again for $199.99.

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LIFE ……………

The Echo of Life

A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, “Ahhhh!”

Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhh!” Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he receives is: “Who are you?” This makes him angry, so he screams: “You are a coward!”, and the voice answers: “You are a coward!”

He looks at his father, asking, “Dad, what is going on?” “Son,” the man replies, “Pay attention!” Then he screams, “I admire you!” The voice answers: “I admire you!” The father shouts, “You are wonderful!”, and the voice answers: “You are wonderful!” Then the father explains, “People call this’ECHO’, but truly it is ‘LIFE’!

Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.

If you want more love, give more love!

If you want more kindness, give more kindness!

If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect!

If you want people to be patient and respectful to you, give patience and respect!

This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives.”

Life always gives you back what you give out.

Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

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ALL WOMEN WOULD LOVE THIS

A Woman’s Poem

He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn’t there anything I could do
To match his mothers shoe.

Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight…
Like his mother used to

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ALL WOMEN WOULD LOVE THIS

A Woman’s Poem

He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn’t there anything I could do
To match his mothers shoe.

Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight…
Like his mother used to

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Something IDIOT

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to
come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave
me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after
him,
“So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
“An ID ten T error?
What’s that … in case I need to fix it again?”
The computer guy grinned….
“Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”
“No,” I replied.
“Write it down,” he said, ” and I think you’ll figure it out.” So I wrote
out …… I D 1 0 T

IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To
which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? ” He
smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”

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Polish Remover

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American
girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along
very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and
asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”
Polish Man: “Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Polish Man: “It made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you
have a real grudge?”
Polish Man: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”
Lawyer: “I mean. What are your relations like?”
Polish Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Polish Man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD
player.”
Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
Polish Man: “No, I always up before her.”
Lawyer: “Is your wife a nagger?”
Polish Man: “No, she white.”
Lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”
Polish Man: “She is going to kill me.”
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Polish Man: “I got proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Polish Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it
say: ‘Polish Remover’.”

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