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FUNNY SHAYERI

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main…phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
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Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

DONT TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ! Always find time to laugh . Remember that laughter not only adds years to your life but adds more life to your years   🙂

JOKES

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank… KAAM WALI BAI

 Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

 Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

 Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Apna Sapna Hasi Hasi (Aur Ladke hase to fase… Hahaha……….  🙂

SOMETHING GOOD TO READ

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM ” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
( Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied , “in-laws”

WOMEN’S REVENGE
Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, ” but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
The wife replied “see…do you get what I mean?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SOME OLD MEMORIES

This is really very very cute…..do read this … Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it “yesterday once more”. They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.

Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: “Why didn’t you come to our date?”

Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: “Mom didn’t allow me to go…” : ) ……

When you feel GOD is rubbing you against the rocks dont think that you will ruin down to ust ………………….. it is just HE is polisihing a Gem .

STAY PRECIOUS !

New Theme for the site

I have changed the theme for the site as I was kinda bored of the old one and wanted a change. But I can’t decide if I like this one or not. Need some suggestions if I should keep it or change it to something else? Comments are welcome. 🙂

Update 1:  My Fiancee didn’t like the black background, hence had to change it. Comments are again welcome. 😀

Traffic in India

I lived in India for 19 years before my family moved to Canada. I never realized how bad the traffic situation in India was until my recent trip to India this October. When I went back after 7 years for the first time since I had left India, traffic scared the hell out of me. The first week was the scariest and then I got used to it. Check out the video below to see how bad traffic can get and I am sure at some place in India it is even worse. 🙂

FUNNY

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”
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Whats the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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okei don’t kill me “Pizza…. Hutna mat”
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ok whats the opp of venky’s..

venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
😦
Guess why ?

because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega……

whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
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. from 10 flr to grd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA duoopppppp

from 1st to frd
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. DHUoooPPâEUR¦âEUR¦AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The relations which require efforts to be maintained are never true ;

If the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained……………